Points: -10
Coin toss: heads or tails? Heads (+1)
Coin toss: who wins it? Seahawks
First score will be a... Offensive Touchdown
Will anyone score a TD and the resulting 2pt conversion ('The Octopus')? Yes
Will a missed kick hit the uprights or crossbar ('DOINK')? No (+1)
Which will be greater? Length of longest field goal
Will the game end on a kneel-down? No (+2)
What color Gatorade will be dumped on the winning coach? No Gatorade bath
How many songs will Bad Bunny perform at halftime? Over 11.5 (+1)
Fuck ICE? What? They seem so nice, and their cause is clearly just.